morning laugh

One Morning a women car gets a flat on the interstate
The Blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully
steps out of the car and opens the trunk
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear
of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies
and private parts to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blond of the disabled vehicle
yelling, 'What's going on here?'
'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly
'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the
road?' he asks.

'Hellooooooo!!!!' says the blond. 'Those are my emergency flashers!'